Unidentified Juice

There is a cum stain on my mattress. I don't think it's the usual stain left by my mid-morning-pillow-dry hump. No. This one seems to be a mixture of both my Chiwawas' sex juice: Primo's siemen, Taco's pussy juice. The evidence shows that this is most likely the case. The uneven elliptical shape of the stain, seems to originate from two sources. Also, their is slight discoloration, which suggests a mixture of the 2 aforementioned juices. It's been a pleasure, but I now need to go sell more things on Craigslist. Seacrest Out

Jim E.