True Story!

Heres a true story that just occured at 500pm Jan. 28, 2007. I was talking to my friend, BD, about how big are dicks are and how much pussaaaaaaaayy we get and he happened to mention to adopt this pit bull for him and then give it to him when he comes back to Surrey. I was like "Ok, I can do that son. Hold on Let me just go ask my mom" I then proceeded to my mom and was like "Hey Mom, can a adopt this sick ass dope ass dog. Its fuckin straight up gangzta. This dog right here is a murderer. Its been in the penetentarrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyy" I then thought to myself and was like there is absolutly no way that she would deny me this dog. I was a 100 percent sure that she would let me get it but to my suprise she replied by saying " What the fucks your problem. Not in my house. I ain't dealing with that shit." At that moment I was in a state of shock but i came to realize that my Mom ain't on that Gangzta tip. I was furious with her irrational response to my question! I honestly thought about taking my uzi from under my bed and spraying a clip on the first nigga i see. But I didn't do that because there are things you shouldn't do and on the top of the list of things you shouldn't to is killin a fellow human being with an uzi. I then told my mom "You crazy gurl. You need to do some research and go to chuuuuuch! Thats the end of this story and the moral is keep your friends close and your enemies closer and also if you believe you can acheive!

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