Omarion and Bow Wow! Face Off! Oh Shit!

Hello Brooklyn!!!!!!!! I don't fuckin work till January so i guess its time to blog it up. I know the title of this blog is upsetting to those who are "on that independant shit" but like kanye says "you know you would trade it in for a wife and some kids." These two talented young black gentleman are the best thing since that R. Kelly and Jay-Z Colabo. Recently they just dropped an album and I know, some might call me gay but i'm liking the first single "Girlfriend." But guess what, if you think thats gay I usually listen to the Chris Brown song "You" either before or after "Girlfriend." Let me tell you, I sit up in my room like brandy and have a 3 hour 1 man party listening to these two songs on repeat. I know many people would want to join me in my 1 man party but sorry you can't because its a 1 man party. Emphasis on the 1 man! If Omarion, Bow Wow, and Chris Brown wanted to join my party I would have to turn them away like the bouncers at mirage turn me away when they see my slanted eyes and hear my poor english!

For some reason I can't post an image but ill work on it so this is all i got for now! Oh yeah I would provide downloads to the songs but I don't know how to do that. Maybe one of my fellow bloggers could help me?

Also heres the definition of a bag of smashed assholes

1.A bag of smashed assholes
-A person that looks like a bag of smashed assholes ie. there really ugly
"man that girl looks like a bag of smashed assholes"

Well I got to go. Gonna continue e-pimping bitches on the internet. Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa!

Rexton the last dinosaur

My favorite movie of all time!

COOLER THAN A POLAR BEAR'S TOE NAILS...

Apparently these dudes met eachother on Myspace a few years ago. They started out jsut making beats but one of the dudes acted as a temporary emcee for testing purposes and they turned out to be the next big rappers from chi town. They're not only taking blogs by storm. You can see them in Rolling Stone, Spin,URB, Discobelle amongst others. They blend minimal beats with massive basslines. Think The Pack from the bay area but less about my car and more about my bmx. The catch is they rhyme about crazy shit like tricking out their bmx bikes and shit. They have played with a lot of hot acts the last year including M.I.A, A-Trak, Dj Mehdi, Kid Sister and Flosstradamus all who have seen crazy success with this whole hip hop electro bmore blog unity shit. Next up is a jam w/ Lil Wayne and a new album.

Cool Kids - 88
Cool Kids - Flossin
Cool Kids - Gettin it Feat. Lil Wayne

Check it out

WHERE MY WHITE POWER AT Y'ALL?

IF YOU ARE DOWN WITH WHITE POWER LET A WHITEY KNOW!!!!! HOLLA!!

Christmas Wish List!

Yeah Boi! Rexton the last dinosaur in da heezy! The blogs been slow so let me break it down right quick! UHhhhh! Well, lately i've been thinking about what i want for Christmas so I'm gonna post my list and maybe if you rub your nipples hard enough I will post links and images.

The first thing I want is a Trikke and no, a trikke is not a cross between a transvestite and a dike. A Trikke is a "three-wheeled cambering vehicles are human powered machines that utilize Trikke Tech’s patented 3CV technology to allow a rider to propel a chainless, pedal-less device forward without ever touching foot to ground." Pretty much their the coolest things since Razor Scooters. So check out the web site http://trikke.com/. The people at Trikke are probably gonna read this blog so i'm pretty sure there gonna send me one for Christmass. Don'ty worry when I recieve the gift I will act all suprised and shit like i didn't know.

The next thing I want are carpet slidders. They are these slippers that allow you to slide on your carpet. Sounds pretty sweet to me! I watched this lady slide on a carpet and she looked like she was having a gay ol'time. So Santa give me those slippers or I will call the police on your ass.

Theres a whole bunch of other things that I want but I don't want to go into too much detail so I will just list them off.

1. 42 inch plasma tv with an HDPVR 160gb cable box
2. 160gb ipod
3. Iphone
4. Rock Band
5. A nice warm casual Jacket
6. Air Zoom Flight Five
7. Zoom BB
8. Nike Zoom TR
9. Boat
10. Five grand
11. Penis Pump
12. Ethiopian Child
13. Justin Timberlake
14. Ounce of purple Kush
15. A fake gold Chain

I don't know if I'll get all these things because I have been a naughty boy and Santa doesn't like naughty boys or does he?

Time Machine

Does anyone want to help me make a time machine? I'm planning to save Jesus!

Rexton the last Dinosaur

Been Blogging for a Miniute

So I just watched an interview with Chris Brown. According to Chris Breezy he's "[been] here for a minute". I can't remember what interview it was from but I can remember those words comming sweet sexual 17 year old mouth. How do I know hes 17 (turns 18 in May for all you faggots) because I wikipedia'd that shit. I ain't gonna front like I didn't. So what the fuck does "been here for a minute mean." It doesn't make any sense because he used it in a way that implied that hes been here for a while. Fuck, hes confusing me and shit. If anyone but a black guy told me that hes been here for a minitue I would think that hes been here for literally 60 seconds but if a black guy says it I think it sounds cool, hip, and I totally get what hes trying to say. Another line that doesn't make any sense at all is Usher's Confessions Part 1. The line comes at the end of the talking part when he gets all mad and shit about his boo and says "put that on everything". Again it doesn't make any sense but sound so cool comming from his mouth. So this post was a complete waste of time but who the fuck cares, so are blogs and blogging and I think I will put that on everything!

Rexton the Great