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True Story!

Heres a true story that just occured at 500pm Jan. 28, 2007. I was talking to my friend, BD, about how big are dicks are and how much pussaaaaaaaayy we get and he happened to mention to adopt this pit bull for him and then give it to him when he comes back to Surrey. I was like "Ok, I can do that son. Hold on Let me just go ask my mom" I then proceeded to my mom and was like "Hey Mom, can a adopt this sick ass dope ass dog. Its fuckin straight up gangzta. This dog right here is a murderer. Its been in the penetentarrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyy" I then thought to myself and was like there is absolutly no way that she would deny me this dog. I was a 100 percent sure that she would let me get it but to my suprise she replied by saying " What the fucks your problem. Not in my house. I ain't dealing with that shit." At that moment I was in a state of shock but i came to realize that my Mom ain't on that Gangzta tip. I was furious with her irrational response to my question! I honestly thought about taking my uzi from under my bed and spraying a clip on the first nigga i see. But I didn't do that because there are things you shouldn't do and on the top of the list of things you shouldn't to is killin a fellow human being with an uzi. I then told my mom "You crazy gurl. You need to do some research and go to chuuuuuch! Thats the end of this story and the moral is keep your friends close and your enemies closer and also if you believe you can acheive!

Sexy rexy

Omarion and Bow Wow! Face Off! Oh Shit!

Hello Brooklyn!!!!!!!! I don't fuckin work till January so i guess its time to blog it up. I know the title of this blog is upsetting to those who are "on that independant shit" but like kanye says "you know you would trade it in for a wife and some kids." These two talented young black gentleman are the best thing since that R. Kelly and Jay-Z Colabo. Recently they just dropped an album and I know, some might call me gay but i'm liking the first single "Girlfriend." But guess what, if you think thats gay I usually listen to the Chris Brown song "You" either before or after "Girlfriend." Let me tell you, I sit up in my room like brandy and have a 3 hour 1 man party listening to these two songs on repeat. I know many people would want to join me in my 1 man party but sorry you can't because its a 1 man party. Emphasis on the 1 man! If Omarion, Bow Wow, and Chris Brown wanted to join my party I would have to turn them away like the bouncers at mirage turn me away when they see my slanted eyes and hear my poor english!

For some reason I can't post an image but ill work on it so this is all i got for now! Oh yeah I would provide downloads to the songs but I don't know how to do that. Maybe one of my fellow bloggers could help me?

Also heres the definition of a bag of smashed assholes

1.A bag of smashed assholes
-A person that looks like a bag of smashed assholes ie. there really ugly
"man that girl looks like a bag of smashed assholes"

Well I got to go. Gonna continue e-pimping bitches on the internet. Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa!

Rexton the last dinosaur

My favorite movie of all time!

COOLER THAN A POLAR BEAR'S TOE NAILS...

Apparently these dudes met eachother on Myspace a few years ago. They started out jsut making beats but one of the dudes acted as a temporary emcee for testing purposes and they turned out to be the next big rappers from chi town. They're not only taking blogs by storm. You can see them in Rolling Stone, Spin,URB, Discobelle amongst others. They blend minimal beats with massive basslines. Think The Pack from the bay area but less about my car and more about my bmx. The catch is they rhyme about crazy shit like tricking out their bmx bikes and shit. They have played with a lot of hot acts the last year including M.I.A, A-Trak, Dj Mehdi, Kid Sister and Flosstradamus all who have seen crazy success with this whole hip hop electro bmore blog unity shit. Next up is a jam w/ Lil Wayne and a new album.

Cool Kids - 88
Cool Kids - Flossin
Cool Kids - Gettin it Feat. Lil Wayne

Check it out

WHERE MY WHITE POWER AT Y'ALL?

IF YOU ARE DOWN WITH WHITE POWER LET A WHITEY KNOW!!!!! HOLLA!!

Christmas Wish List!

Yeah Boi! Rexton the last dinosaur in da heezy! The blogs been slow so let me break it down right quick! UHhhhh! Well, lately i've been thinking about what i want for Christmas so I'm gonna post my list and maybe if you rub your nipples hard enough I will post links and images.

The first thing I want is a Trikke and no, a trikke is not a cross between a transvestite and a dike. A Trikke is a "three-wheeled cambering vehicles are human powered machines that utilize Trikke Tech’s patented 3CV technology to allow a rider to propel a chainless, pedal-less device forward without ever touching foot to ground." Pretty much their the coolest things since Razor Scooters. So check out the web site http://trikke.com/. The people at Trikke are probably gonna read this blog so i'm pretty sure there gonna send me one for Christmass. Don'ty worry when I recieve the gift I will act all suprised and shit like i didn't know.

The next thing I want are carpet slidders. They are these slippers that allow you to slide on your carpet. Sounds pretty sweet to me! I watched this lady slide on a carpet and she looked like she was having a gay ol'time. So Santa give me those slippers or I will call the police on your ass.

Theres a whole bunch of other things that I want but I don't want to go into too much detail so I will just list them off.

1. 42 inch plasma tv with an HDPVR 160gb cable box
2. 160gb ipod
3. Iphone
4. Rock Band
5. A nice warm casual Jacket
6. Air Zoom Flight Five
7. Zoom BB
8. Nike Zoom TR
9. Boat
10. Five grand
11. Penis Pump
12. Ethiopian Child
13. Justin Timberlake
14. Ounce of purple Kush
15. A fake gold Chain

I don't know if I'll get all these things because I have been a naughty boy and Santa doesn't like naughty boys or does he?